Tag: humor
group name: adrenalinejunk
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March 17, 2008 12:38 AM EDT --
Once upon a time...
I wish this were a fairy tale. But it's not. This is the first in a series of vignettes about the adventures of spending a week in charge of my own life, while . . . more
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August 17, 2007 03:52 PM EDT --
Beethoven's Grave
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple days later, someone was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where . . . more
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July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . . more
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . . more
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April 07, 2008 12:05 AM EDT --
This is the fourth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone - Hunting . . . more
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July 16, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
I was told that I could make a recipe' sound exciting. Lets see if I can. Especially since I don't know any, because I am a most dreadful cook.
OK, Basic Baked Chicken . . . more
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July 29, 2007 09:22 PM EDT --
I know that in my writings up til now, about my family, I have not shared with you about my Big Brother from Southern California. Mostly because I rarely see him. But also because it . . . more
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October 05, 2007 08:58 PM EDT --
Today I was running a little late for school. Though school is only three miles from my house on a straight stretch and perhaps takes me maybe five or six minutes from home to school, I found myself . . . more
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July 02, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
Four might be true but one might be false, He started this, lol.
His favorite drink is dandelion wine with a twist of lemon
. . . more
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November 08, 2007 11:23 AM EST --
In a study to find out what causes dandruff, researchers grew enough fungus to give dandruff to 10 million people. They then sequenced the genes of the fungus. They then found out that not only does an . . . more
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December 24, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
How many Jewish Mamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. You whant I should wait? Thats ok, I can wait in the dark. All alone by myself.
Don't worry about me, just leave me, I'll . . . more
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November 07, 2007 10:51 AM EST --
I'm little but I'm loud
I'm poor but I'm proud
I'm countrified and I don't
care who knows it
I'm like a banny rooster in
a big, red rooster crowd
I'm . . . more
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August 10, 2007 08:35 PM EDT --
E.G.: Buenas tardes, Señora Jeanz.
Jean F.: Uhm... It's "Jean".
E.G.: I beg chour pardon?
Jean F.: My name. . . It's "Jean", not "Jeanz". "Jeanz" . . . more
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October 08, 2007 10:48 AM EDT --
My girlfriend sent me this in my e-mail this morning. If you’re a woman, maybe you can relate. If you’re a man – RUN FOR COVER.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech . . . more
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July 08, 2007 12:09 PM EDT --
I've come home from my night
Out on the town
turned on my computer
And with that put on a frown
Low and behold,
Gather is down
What will . . . more
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July 09, 2007 11:40 PM EDT --
I have been tagged again by one of my Gather friends to write
five positive things about me, going to make it easy on you, as
this is the third and FINAL time, lol.
. . . more
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July 21, 2007 06:18 PM EDT --
Chiding children causes confusion, crying, cowering carefully ceasing
coveted connections, creating comparisons and concessions, committing
crazy conditions called clever but can carry convictions . . . more
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July 23, 2007 07:51 PM EDT --
When we look up in the sky
to see the lovely moon
Did you ever wonder why
some of it is gone so soon
Well, the part that is so shiny
The silvery . . . more
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August 28, 2007 09:30 PM EDT --
Fortunately for fearless Frank, forever fanciful and forceful, Francine
forgetting former fancied fiancee's forgave Frank's frequent fussiness,
flustered flippant fighting, forgiving . . . more
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April 28, 2008 03:12 AM EDT --
My children are all kids to me
I guess that they will always be
Even thought the youngest of the three
Is about to turn fifty three
So why am I smiling here
my lips curling . . . more
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