Tag: funny
group name: adrenalinejunk
|
July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . . more
|
|
July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . . more
|
|
July 16, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
I was told that I could make a recipe' sound exciting. Lets see if I can. Especially since I don't know any, because I am a most dreadful cook.
OK, Basic Baked Chicken . . . more
|
|
July 24, 2007 03:10 PM EDT --
My son. Birthdate 3/1/81. He was born in the first year of my sobriety, so I was not only crazy from getting sober and off the streets, but my hormonal activities were a scrambled nest . . . more
|
|
July 27, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Two days ago I went to my home town to my dentist, and when I came home I wrote about some of the deepest pieces that make up 'my life.' After I wrote that, I recieved . . . more
|
|
July 29, 2007 09:22 PM EDT --
I know that in my writings up til now, about my family, I have not shared with you about my Big Brother from Southern California. Mostly because I rarely see him. But also because it . . . more
|
|
January 22, 2008 08:00 PM EST --
I looked at my cell phone bill today and it was $567.00. I thought surely this is some mistake. No! It was for real. My youngest daughter ran up a bill by going over our minutes by more than 700 minutes. . . . more
|
|
September 19, 2007 09:40 AM EDT --
I found this on MSNBC. I hope it is properly cited. I thought it was so typical of the government that I had to share it with you. Please let me know if it's not properly cited.
. . . more
|
|
September 23, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
On my way home from work, I couldn't believe my eyes. I saw an elephant. Of course those of you who know me, know I am a story teller. But I don't lie. I told everyone but . . . more
|
|
February 20, 2008 05:47 PM EST --
My daughter is now 13, and she is adopted. She is lovely, spoiled, and all mine. I adopted her from foster care. She was a complete surprise as I was not fostering any children but heard . . . more
|
|
March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . . more
|
|
March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
more
|
|
September 10, 2007 06:28 PM EDT --
My 5 and 4 year old sons have been trying to learn how to correctly say, "Potato".
At first they were both saying "Tomato" for "Potato". Now my 5 year old is saying, "Potamato". . . . more
|
|
September 07, 2007 10:44 PM EDT --
Have you ever had one of those moments when all you could do is shake your head? Well last week I had just such a moment.
I was preparing to return to nursing school and had a few extra bucks so . . . more
|
|
April 07, 2008 12:05 AM EDT --
This is the fourth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone - Hunting . . . more
|
|
December 24, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
How many Jewish Mamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. You whant I should wait? Thats ok, I can wait in the dark. All alone by myself.
Don't worry about me, just leave me, I'll . . . more
|
|
January 30, 2008 02:56 PM EST --
FUNNY - Conception of A Child Using Internet Terms
DEDICATED TO MY FRIEND ESTHER TO CHEER HER UP!
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was . . . more
|
|
February 21, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
Merv Griffin's:
I will NOT be right back
after this message
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.
A lawyer's . . . more
|
|
April 11, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
I am not mean
I am not a drinker
I am not a smoker
I am not a dieter
I am not a child abuser
I am not rich
I am not poor
I am not a drug addict
I am not perfect
I am not anti-God . . . more
|
|
March 23, 2008 11:56 AM EDT --
Will they never learn. Nutty Cindy Sheehan is actually in the running for Nancy Pelosi's Congressionl seat. I'm laughing. She doesn't stand a chance, but then again, stranger . . . more
|
|
|
|
